Linkin Park

Are you sure you dont have an OBSESSION with Linkin Park? ..hahaha ..lmfao

1. you die your hair as frequently as Mike does

2. you draw Chester's flame tattoos EVERYWHERE to decorate EVERYTHING

3. your room is floor-to-ceiling FILLED with LP pics

4. you ran out of room on your walls and put pics on your ceiling

5. you ran out of room in your room and your LP pics are seeping into the hallway

6. you set up your computer so that you have all LP clips for your sound files

7. you create your own complete LP desktop theme

8. you sing LP songs in the shower

9. you dream about LP at least 5 times every night/day

10. you almost got fired because your boss came by while you were writing a 15-page post at linkinpark.com

11. you are hungry and you wish Chester could come over to your place and cook for you

12. your parents tell you to go get a job, and you think, "ok, ill be a graphic artist, or maybe a musician..."

13. your two big thrills of the day are listening to LP and reading/posting on the LP messageboards

14. you watch the videos for one step closer and crawling over and over and over...

15. your notebooks have more LP doodles than actual notes

16. you wish you could shout one line of lyrics and then sing perfectly the next line of lyrics like Chester does

17. you run up to every guy you see with bright colorful hair, just in case...

18. even your parrot knows the Hybrid Theory CD by heart

19. you have to buy an extra hard drive just for all your LP stuff you downloaded

20. every time someone tries to interrupt you, you yell, "shut up! shut up when I'm talking to you!"

21. your boyfriend thinks you like LP more than you do him

22. your boyfriend thinks you like LP more than you do him AND HE'S RIGHT

23. you can listen to Hybrid Theory a billion times on end and never get sick of it

24. you buy 3 Hybrid Theory CDs.. one to display one side of the booklet, one to display the other side, and one to keep in the case

25. you are reading this list

26. you try and befriend one of the moderators for the official site just to get info on LP that only they know about

27. you somehow actually manage to GET the info

28. you start to think about... anything and it always seems to turn into something about LP

29. LP is the only reason you get up in the morning

30. you've actually done some of these

31. you try to contact Chester for cooking help

32. you try to contact Joe or Mike for art help

33. you draw them for an art class assignment

34. you put it online because its so good

35. you post it on your wall because its so good

36. you like it so much, you don't turn it in for the fear of not getting it back

37. your email signature quotes LP lyrics or quotes

38. in crowded places, you shout LP songs in hopes of finding a fellow LP fan

39. you listen to LP so much, your boyfriend starts singing them, even though he doesn't like them

40. you listen to LP so much, your boyfriend starts singing them because you got him hooked

41. you overhear someone talking and think they're saying "Linkin Park" every third word

42. you are known in school as "the Linkin Park weirdo"

43. you make your own Linkin Park site

44. you make a comic based on one of your dreams about LP (click here to read ^.~)

45. you do the above and flip out over the fact that they may actually read it, and you redo the comic to make it better, just in case...

46. you can fit LP into ANY conversation

47. your mom is threatening to break your LP CDs (all 50 copies you own) because you play it so much

48. you spend more money on LP stuff than you do on food

49. you can fork up \$20 for LP merchandise, but you cant seem to lend your friend \$1 for the fear that you will see something LP that you don't already have and wont be able to afford it

50. you're too cheap to buy official LP shirts, so you go buy transfers and blank t-shirts and make your own

51. you can name off the full names and birthdays of all the LP members, but you cant seem to remember your parents birthdays..

52. you try to convince your boyfriend to dye his hair green/pink/blue...

53. you are a master of LP trivia

54. you've never seen any LP quizzes on fan sites, so you decide to make your own (coming soon!)

55. you email SailorLP@juno.com because you have something that's not on the list

56. your parents tell you that you cant listen to LP anymore cuz your obsessed

57. you use this page as a checklist to see how much of a LP freak you are

58. you have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into LP fans

59. you make dolls of LP members

60. you call someone "Joe" or "Big Bad Mr. Hahn" who has the last name "Hahn" and REFUSE to call him by his real name

61. the only reason you go online is to see LP sites

62. you celebrate LP members birthdays

63. you get LP withdrawals when at school cuz you cant listen to your CD in class

64. you listen to your CD in class anyway

65. your teacher catches you listening to your CD player in class and sends you to the principle and you get suspended cuz CD players aren't allowed in school

66. you come back after suspension, except this time with an mp3 player, and you argue that there's no rule about mp3 players when they try to suspend you again

67. you have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your LP site

68. you're too cheap, so your LP site is spread on about 10 different servers

69. your ideal husband is one of the LP members

70. it seems like your computer is on 24-7 cuz you are constantly downloading LP files

71. you submitted about 20 entries to the official fanart contest cuz you figure one of them has to win

72. you submitted about 20 entries to the official fanart contest because you want LP to see what you're capable of cuz you think they may contact you to design a CD cover or something..

73. whenever you're feeling down, you listen to LP and feel better

74. you sit in class all day dreaming about LP

75. you don't hear the bell in class because your too caught up in your daydream

76. your teachers make references to LP (like, "if LP did this, then...") just to keep you paying attention

77. that's the only way you pay attention

78. every time someone mentions "Lincoln Park" you feel the need to start laughing

79. when someone says "Lincoln Park" you manage to control yourself and end up with just a big grin on your face

80. you make LP members in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 and make them ultimate skaters

81. you cant seem to beat THPS2 with Tony Hawk, yet you master if with your LP members

82. you make LP skins for the Sims

83. you start up a LP fanclub at school/work

84. your weekly wardrobe consists of just LP shirts and jeans

85. you get insanely jealous when someone says they are more of an LP fan than you are

86. you're too afraid of ruining your LP shirts, so you have them on display in your room

87. you know CDs are tough, but you wonder if you may be wearing out your LP CD from playing it every minute of the day

88. you throw a party every time you see LP in a magazine.. and of course you buy 3 copies of that magazine, even if it IS only an ad..

89. even your LP fan friends think you are too obsessed

90. anytime one of your friends sees a LP related item, they always think of you

91. anytime one of your friends sees a LP related item, they almost buy it for you, then remember that you already have it

92. none of your friends will come to your house anymore for the fear that you will force them to listen to LP

93. you HAVE to listen to LP to be able to get to sleep

94. every time you see an LP item, you just HAVE to buy it (even if you DO already have it..)

95. the minute you walk into your local record store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new LP stuff in stock

96. you come home terribly late and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you: NO LP FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS!!

97. you take your LP CD to Sears and slip it into one of the stereos on display and proceed to play your favorite song as loud as you can

98. you are banned from Sears for doing the above, so you go to Best Buy and do it..

99. you are playing your LP CD while reading this

100. your teacher actually said something like this to you: "OKAY! One more 'Linkin Park' outta you, and I'm sending you to the PRINCIPAL!!" ... and off you went

101. you don't associate with anyone who thinks LP is lame

102. you paint the soldier that's on the HT cover on your wall

103. every bookmark on your web browser is a LP site

104. you kept your friend on the phone for 2 hours reading them this list

105. you offer your brother's friend 50 bucks for his Hybrid Theory EP CD cuz you cant find it anywhere else and you MUST have it

106. you can type "Linkin Park" faster than you can your own name

107. your parents wear earplugs all the time cuz you wont stop listening to/talking about LP

108. every calendar in your house has LP members' birthdays on it

109. you use this list to convince your parents that you're not obsessed because you haven't done everything on this list... yet...

110. you throw random LP lyrics into every conversation you have

111. you would do ANYTHING for a fellow LP fan

112. you're convinced that LP is the only thing that keeps you somewhat sane

113. you think that listening to LP so much might make you go insane, but you really don't care

114. you cant write the word "December" without putting the word "my" before it

115. you cannot seem to write the word "Lincoln" anymore so now we had a president named President Abraham Linkin

116. you chant your phone # to 565-6775 because it spells LNKNPRK

117. you have framed pics of LP all over your room while your diploma is in a drawer somewhere

118. you play the CD backwards just to see if there's a message telling you to be obsessed

119. you can sing the entire CD forward, backward, and in 10 languages, including 2 that you made up

120. your doorbell plays the beginning of in the end

121. you are reading this list and saying "how did they know I did this?"

122. you know more about LP than the band themselves do

123. you plan on suing MAD magazine if they every do a LP satire

124. you consider the day you first heard about LP to be the most important day of your life

125. you decide to celebrate that day every year

126. you refer to your room as LP headquarters. your brother refers to it as the LP store. your parents refer to it as the twilight zone. you friends don't refer to it at all because they refuse to enter it

127. your teachers can recognize your "LP day-dreaming face"

128. the only email you get is from fellow LP fans and the LP newsletter that Chester's brother sends out

129. your teacher says that your next field trip is to Lincoln Park and you get pissed cuz you thought they meant the band..

130. you do your "5 most influential people in history" report and get pissed cuz there's 6 members of LP; so you then bug your teacher soooooo much until they let you do all 6

131. your mother asks you, "if LP all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" then you start crying at the thought of them jumping off a bridge.. then you nod

132. you decide to move to the closest Lincoln Park

133. you do the above and cant seem to spell your address right on envelopes

134. you start going out with a guy that would look EXACTLY like Mike Shinoda if he dyed his hair

135. the only way you can remember how old your sister is is cuz she is the same age as Brad

136. your mom kicks you outside cuz its a nice day and you shouldn't be inside looking at LP sites, so you grab your CD player and start on a chalk LP mural on your driveway

137. you spell out "Linkin Park" using French fries and think your artistic, while your family just thinks your nuts

138. you apply for a job at your favorite radio station just incase LP decides to stop by next time they're in town..

139. you NEVER leave the official chat for the fear that LP will come on while your gone and you'll miss it

140. you try to outnumber Joe with multiple personalities

141. someone asks you what OTHER bands you listen to and you just stare at them blankly

142. all you have to do is THREATEN to talk about LP to shut up your friends

143. you decide not to talk about LP for the day... you barely manage to get to school

144. you stop people in a store and ask about their LP shirt

145. you walk into a store with \$50. you walk out with $49.75 in LP stuff, then go searching for someplace with cheap gum

146. your mother absent mindedly begins to hum a LP song and doesn't realize it until you, eyes filling up with proud tears, tell her so

147. you predict what color Mike will dye his hair next

148. you predict what color Mike will dye his hair next, and you're right

149. someone from LP personally calls you up and tells you that you are obsessed

150. the only time you ever paid attention in math was when your teacher tried to teach you the "hybrid function"

151. you tell people your home address is http://www.linkinpark.com

152. you've even talked to the principal about LP and now he's decided to open a new subject.. "linkinparkology"

153. you draw the soldier on your bathroom mirror after a hot shower

154. on Halloween, guess who you dress up as??

155. you make a linkin park pillowcase so you wake up with them "next to you"

156. you aren't walking around school anymore. you're "crawling"

157. you type in http://www.chesterbennington.com, http://www.robbourdon.com, etc. for all the band members

158. you discover that http://www.robbourdon.com actually exists

159. your parents get so fed up with watching LP music videos and programs, they destroy all the TVs in the house

160. people in the stores look at you weird cuz you flip out when you see LP in a magazine

161. you then run up to everyone in the store showing them that you found a magazine with LP in it

162. you cut out every ad and article and stick them up on your wall

163. you but your neighbors for their newspaper just so you can have extra copies of that little article on LP

164. you taught your 5-year-old brother all the band members' names

165. you make a music video to one of their songs

166. you start referring to them as "GOD" and you think the album booklet is your bible

167. you realize that the rest of your CDs have been collecting dust, while Hybrid Theory is playing 24-7 in your CD player

168. you don't feel the slightest bit guilty either

169. you are given an open topic essay, and you do it on LP

170. you find yourself changing your hairstyle whenever Chester changes his

171. you freak out when one of your friends has the same name as one of the band members

172. you look in the White Pages for listings of "Bennington, Shinoda, Bourdon, Delson, Hahn, and Farrell" and call up all the numbers you found

173. when you are asked to relate LP to any random objects seen, you remarkably pull it off

174. your room is the next LP shrine

175. complete strangers refer to you as "that girl/guy who likes LP"

176. your friends and you drive 6 hours to visit the Lincoln Park in Santa Monica, CA (which was the park that Chester named the band after)

177. you drive 6 hours to go see a LP concert

178. you spend a lot of money on Ebay buying LP stuff

179. you cut class to go home and wait for the Ebay auction to end to make sure you win the LP stuff

180. you make all your friends listen to the LP CD and listen to online interviews, and most of the time they end up liking it

181. you make your non-LP-listening friends go to the LP concerts with you

182. your parents know more about LP than any other parent

183. whenever you're driving, you call radio stations to request LP

184. every time you go to a record store, you always look for the LP CD, even though you already have it

185. you leave the record store and feel guilty, so you go back in and buy another copy

186. you don't let anyone borrow your LP CD unless they are going to give it back the next day

187. you lose sleep over whether or not they will actually give it back, and vow never to let anyone borrow it again

188. you tell your whole family LP facts until they know them by heart

189. your tape of My December has been listened to so much it is now all stretched and sounds really funny

190. you SWEAR people you know are the band members in disguise..

191. you make up a dance routine to Papercut

192. you win a prize in a local dance show for your routine

193. you take the album cover to a copy shop and get it blown up to 20x its size and use it for wallpaper

194. the only way you can remember things is by applying LP to them

195. if you see a stranger in the street wearing a LP hoodie, you run up to them shouting "Brother!"

196. you read the "LP uses..." bit on the CD cover, and now refuse to use anything else until you find that LP uses it, and then you add it in on the CD cover

197. you go out and buy an "N*Suck" t-shirt just cuz you saw a pic of Mike wearing it

198. you do the above even if you like n'sync (shudder)

199. you have six hamsters: Phoenix, Chester, Mike, Joe, Brad, and Rob

200. you absolutely HAVE to listen to Hybrid Theory at least thrice a day, or else you suffer from terrible withdrawal symptoms

201. you work in a music store, and when you get customers, you ask them "Do you know Linkin Park?" and then you bring them to the listening station and force them to listen to LP

202. when you go to bed, you tell your parents you're going to "a place for my head"

203. when people crowd you, you yell "I need a little room to breathe"

204. you write songs specifically designed for Chester and Mike to sing

205. whenever you see a carousel, you HAVE to get on it

206. you're given a test at school, so you say "Now I see, you're testing me - pushes me away"

207. after you do a test, you tell the teacher "I wanna know the answers, no more lies"

208. when sent out by your teacher, you tell them "I can't seem to convince myself why I'm stuck on the outside"

209. you test to see if when you crumple up paper it can't be perfect again

210. you test the above theory and then celebrate when you find out LP were right

211. you deliberately get into situations so you can use LP quotes to describe them

212. you plan on naming your kids Chester, Mike, Rob, Joe, Dave, and Brad

213. you decorate EVERYTHING with pictures of the band

214. you introduce yourself as "[your first name] [band member's last name]" to new people

215. you visit as many Lincoln Parks as possible

216. you don't talk about ANYTHING ELSE besides LP

217. you buy as many copies of Hybrid Theory as possible (one for your room, one for your car, one for your portable CD player, one for your parents room, one for everywhere else..)

218. nobody calls you by your name anymore, because they all call you "that Linkin dude/chick"

219. your whole world stops whenever you read/hear/see anything about LP

220. you look around your area for ANYONE with any of the band member's names (first or last) and befriend them ASAP (just in case they're related in some way..)

221. you NEVER go to bed without saying goodnight to the posters of the guys in your room

222. you have a picture of them in your wallet, purse, backpack, etc. just so they're always with you

223. you paint "Linkin Park" on your fingernails (one letter per nail)

224. your parents are constantly waking you up in the middle of the night because you were singing LP songs in your sleep

225. you can mimic Chester's and Mike's voices perfectly

226. you can mimic Chester's and Mike's voices perfectly.. and you're a girl

227. you have dreams about being a band member's girlfriend

228. you have dreams about being a band member's girlfriend.. and you're a guy (if this is true, might I suggest some counseling ^.~)

229. when you found out ages ago that there was a 6th member, you resort to buying teenybopper magazines just to see the picture of him

230. you have dreams of touring with them

231. you make a club dedicated to them and only allow people to enter after singing the whole album without screwing up any lyrics

232. you see a poster of LP in the street, advertising their new single, and cut out the poster and take it home.. even though it will just about squeeze through your door

233. you and your friends go on a mission to find a Lincoln Park in your area and ask random people "Do you know how to get to Lincoln Park?" when you know very well that there is no Lincoln Park near you

234. you see people on the street wearing LP clothing and you HAVE to talk to them

235. you've emailed people who you think are in the band (like braddelson@hotmail.com, bigbadbrad@hotmail.com, chesterbennington@hotmail.com, etc.)

236. when you're having sex with your boyfriend, you scream out one of the LP guys' names "Oh yeah Chester give it to me!"

237. you go to LP concerts and insist that you ARE on the guest list

238. you actually ARE on the guest list

239. you have LP cardboard cutout figures

240. you tell all of your friends that LP is at your house and they can't come in but you position your cardboard figures right by the window (don't open the curtain so that their shadows are only seen) and blast up LP music so people actually think they are at your house

241. you go around to different LP websites and cutout other fans in LP pics then cut and paste your pic right next to Chester, Mike, etc.

242. you scan the credits of LP's liner notes and you say "Look, there's my name!!"

243. when the song My December comes on, you say "Chester (or Mike) is singing about me, me not you damn it me!"

244. you call your car the Linkin Mobile

245. you call your house the Hybrid House

246. you insist that it was you in the Crawling music video and not that model girl

247. you get a tattoo that says "I love [band member name here]" on your butt

248. when you call your friend to ask to stay over at their place, you say "Hey, can I come over and spend the night at your house? I need a place for my head."

249. you call yourself Mrs. Bennington or Mrs. Hahn

250. you know where everyone in the band lives

251. you're the lead singer of a band and you call yourself Chester or Mike

252. when fighting with anyone, you say "shut up with I'm talking to you!" and jump around all over the place

253. you feel that you can defy gravity like everyone in the One Step Closer video

254. you camp outside of the venue where LP will be performing even though they won't be there for 3 more days

255. you camp outside of ticketmaster and demand that they open it earlier for you cuz you know the band

256. you insist that you're related to one of the band members

257. before the LP concert you write "I love [band member name here]" all over your body

258. you toss your bra at one of the band members at a LP concert

259. you dye your hair and cut your hair just like one of the band members

260. you only wear the exact same brands of clothing that LP wears

261. every day you act like you're going home to see Chester, Phoenix, or Brad when you're at school

262. you constantly drive by the band members' houses

263. you write songs dedicated to Chester or Mike or Phoenix and they are about breaking them up from their girlfriends, wives, etc ("come here baby leave her for me, come here baby can't you see")

264. when you get into an argument with your boyfriend or girlfriend you say "Please don't push me away!"

265. you name your stuffed teddy bear after one of the band members and you DO stuff with it

266. the people at your local ticketmaster know you by first name because you're always there asking when LP will be coming to town

267. when Chester or Mike are singing onstage and they come over, you try to grab them and you actually succeed

268. when you get frustrated with work you say "All these words they make no sense!"

269. you make fake backstage passes before you go to a LP concert so you can get backstage

270. you keep on yelling at Joe or one of the guys after the concert till they come over and sign your stuff ("Joe hey Joe you ho get over here!")

271. you despise their girlfriends and say "They won't be together much longer, not after I have my way with them! [insert evil laugh here]

272. you throw parties on the LP guys' birthdays and hope they'll show up

273. you go to Hot Topic in the Glendale Mall in Cali and wait for Chester and the guys to show up because its their favorite store

274. you always know LP news a week or two before everyone else does

275. you make one of these lists ^.~

276. when you go to bed you kiss all your stuffed animals goodnight because they're all named after members of the band

277. you double check and make sure you kissed every single one of your stuffed animals because you don't wanna leave anyone out and make them feel bad

278. you think that when one of your LP pics falls off the wall its the band trying to escape

279. you know the exact time that Chester comes online to check his email

280. you know that Chester comes into the LP chatroom under an alias and you watch in laughter as everyone is going gaga and talking about how hot the guys are when Chester is right there watching too

281. you know all the LP guys' yahoo messenger s/n's

282. when a friend of yours messes up or makes a mistake you say "That's ok, you live what you've learned ya know?"

283. you go to the Whisky A GoGo and talk to the security guards about LP

284. you're on a sports team and you say "We've gotta forfeit the game because the pace is too fast, we just won't last!"

285. you boo the opening acts offstage so LP's concert set can be longer

286. you have pet names for the band members (i.e./ Phoenix- FeeFee, Chester- Chazzo, Mike- Mikey Wikey, Brad- BradBrad, Joe- JoeyWoey, Rob- Bobbo or RobbyWobby, etc)

287. you go to the club Perversion on Hollywood BLVD because you heard that the guys like to go there because its a different atmosphere and the music is slammin

288. you painted pictures of the guys on your bedroom walls

289. you have LP bedsheets and pillowcases

290. you made your own LP shirts and you have 20 of them, each one is different

291. you go to Hot Topic and get the exact beanie that Chester has because he has one just like it

292. you put yourself through cooking school just because Chester is a good cook and you want to outcook him

293. you buy the LP guys gifts and such on their birthdays or holidays

294. you fly across the country just to see LP in concert

295. you stay at the Celebrity Hotel in Hollywood because that's where the guys stayed when they played the Palladium

296. you actually went to the after concert party at the Whisky and somehow by some miracle got in

297. you spend about 2 hours thinking of stuff to add to this list

298. you have a 3 year old son who knows all the words to the album

299. the first concert he'll go to is LP

300. you videotape yourself singing the LP songs then watch the LP concerts to make sure you got all the moves right

301. you flipped when Tyari opened a 4th page

302. you choreograph dance routines to every LP song

303. you feel that LP should have their own music category

304. you feel that LP should be on the cover of every magazine, yes even the girly ones

305. you flip out when you find that Mike has a girlfriend, or anyone in the band for that matter

306. you hunt down their girlfriends or whatever and tell them to back off or else you're gonna get medieval on their asses (apparently someone has seen peaches in chat... lol)

307. you have a Jiggly Puff doll because that's Chester's favorite Pokemon character (I liked Jiggly Puff before I even knew that :P)

308. you buy Chester a bunch of Jiggly Puff stuff because you think its a nice thing to do and it'll cheer him up

309. you only use Trojan condoms because that's the only kind Chester will use (where do people find out these things? wait, its better not to ask..)

310. not only to you only use Trojan, but you make sure that they are ribbed (I don't wanna know...)

311. you always use lots of lube because Chester says its better that way

312. you always take lube with you everywhere you go just because Chester does (...)

313. when you get caught for doing something bad, you say "yeah, I'm guilty by association..."

314. you grab a paper bag and make an angry voice

315. when you get in a fight with your parents you say "I wanna run away, and never say goodbye!"

316. you get the exact SAME tattoos that Chester has on his arms

317. you drink lots of Jones Blue Bubble Gum soda because Phoenix loves that stuff (oo, sounds yummy ^.^)

318. you know that Mike likes to sleep naked on tour (I don't even wanna know how they found that one out..)

319. when you're running a marathon you scream out "what do I do to ignore them behind me?!"

320. when asked to do a history report at school in history class, you do a thirty-page report on LP because you said your teacher said you can do any type of history report

321. you end up getting an A+ on your history report

322. you get mad at the world and say "I can't rely on myself"

323. you enroll yourself in art class and strive to be as good of an artist as Mike and Joe

324. you badger the guys and keep asking them if you can do the artwork for their next CD cover

325. you listen to your LP CD so much, your parents forbid you to listen to it when they're home

326. your cat's named L.P.

327. you embroidered the soldier logo onto a pillow

328. your ceiling has LP painted onto it

329. your start page on the computer is linkinpark.com

330. your answering machine message is In The End

331. your mom refuses to buy you anything LP related because she says "its unhealthy to be so infatuated with a group of people"

332. your religion is Linkinism

333. you quit the harp lessons and switch to drums and you desperately try to copy and imitate rob bourdon's moves, styles and even his mannerisms....

334. you swear to all your friends that you are going to name your first child 'rob'...or 'mike'.....or even 'Chester'....

335. everyone you meet along the school corridors starts to look like rob Bourdon all of a sudden.....

336. your friends are actually planning a murder attack right now because they are so sick and tired of listening to your LP blabbing....

337. no one recognizes you anymore because you change your hair do every week to the hair do of every member of LP........

338. you vow never to marry unless he would be someone who looks exactly like rob Bourdon....

339. you and your LP fan friends suddenly look at each other with smiles when you hear anyone say 'paranoid', 'shut up' 'forgotten'....or anything related to LP or any word in any of LP's lyrics.....

340. you always accidentally give the name 'rob Bourdon' when introducing yourself.......

341. whenever a song starts to be played on the radio, you shut up and concentrate because it sounds like one of the intros of LP's songs.....but when u hear the lyrics, you start talking again.....

342. after math class, you realize there is no more space on you notebook for solving equations because every millimeter is covered with 'rob Bourdon' letterings - even your desk and chair is!

343. you go out and get a job as a coffee barista just because that's what Chester was working as before LP.

344. you try and figure out if your phone number can spell anything remotely related to LP, and succeed.

345. you have 109 CD's total. 106 of them are copies of hybrid theory, the other three are the imports.

346. you have three email accounts, lpfan.com, MTV.com, and one from your own LINKIN PARK-dedicated website.

347. my December still makes you cry...432 listens later.

348. you refuse to allow anyone into your room (AKA the LP shrine) w/o reciting the password, the lyrics to Papercut.

349. you've taped everything on TV about LP, and it covers 32 6 hour tapes.

350. you went to all of the Ozzfest and Off-fest shows. ALL of them.

351. your friends have arranged for you attend an LP support group.

352. you seriously consider driving 16 hours each way to see LP

353. you convince your mom and your aunt it's worth it

354. you try to convince your gym teacher that you don't need to make up the class you missed because you went to the concert and then begin to describe LP's set and why it was cardiovascular

355. she's convinced (or just wants you to shut up)

356. the last 3 speeches you gave included linkin park

357. you can draw the LP Asian logo better than the person who invented it

358. you beg your mom to let you skip school to get into the chat room with mike and rob

359. she gives in

360. people are afraid to mention music around you for fear you will start reciting interviews, facts, lyrics, etc...

361. your boyfriend has convinced himself that he looks like Chester

362. your boyfriend's friend looks like mike when his hair is spiked and you refuse to call him by any other name (until he cuts his hair too short to spike, then you call him rob... you find out he had a mohawk before he cut it short and refer to those few minutes as his 'Chester' phase. if he grows a beard you will call him brad.)

363. you fantasize about knocking that girl who got the right size of LP sweatshirt unconscious and stealing it from her

364. at their concert, you had five LP-logo-bearing items on you

365. your eyes turn red when you hear teenyboppers talking about LP

366. you have every TV appearance they've ever made on tape... twice

367. you took the time to download all of their music videos off of KaZaA

368. people tease you by singing linkin park lyrics INCORRECTLY behind you in class

369. you don't understand why no one else thinks Joe rubbing Chester's face with the microphone was funny

370. everyone in the car groans when you suggest putting in a CD, knowing it will be LP

371. you are considered THE source for linkin park info at school

372. when Chester told you to 'give it everything you've got!' at the concert you nearly passed out

373. you let your CD booklet get 'concert experience' and start to scare people when you tell them about it (don't even ask... lol)

374. your friend has to drag you out of hot topic before you spend your lunch money on patches

375. your email address is something along the lines of lpgurl@hotmail.com

376. you're taking a lp quiz online and u correct the author on the questions with incorrect answers- and needless to say you ace the rest of the quiz (waves to lex ^.~)

377. you find it extremely hard to take your LP cd out of your cd player

378. your mom MAKES you take your LP cd out of your cd player and you start crying and get LP withdraws within 2 seconds of turning it off

379. you think that your cd player must also be obsessed with LP cuz thats the only cd it will play (trust me! my cd player won't play any other cd!!)